The Cheat Sheet

May 20

newsweek: $1.1B for all this nonsense. Fuck yeah, David, indeed!  [fan art h/t ryan] I think I’m in the acceptance stage at this point. How are y’all doing? 

newsweek:

$1.1B for all this nonsense. Fuck yeah, David, indeed! 

[fan art h/t ryan]

I think I’m in the acceptance stage at this point. How are y’all doing? 

laughingsquid: Yahoo Acquires Tumblr For $1.1 Billion Feeling weird about this this morning… 

laughingsquid:

Yahoo Acquires Tumblr For $1.1 Billion

Feeling weird about this this morning… 

(Source: marissamayr)

May 17

Beyonce Pregnant! Singer Expecting Baby No. 2 With Jay-Z, Sources Confirm -

Blue Ivy’s gonna be a big sis! That’s right: Superstar supermom Beyoncé is expecting her second c…

OMG BEYONCE IS PREGNANT! 

wired: shortformblog: michaelhayes: heyveronica: soon YOLO! If Microsoft tries to acquire them it’d be Mumblr. If Facebook tries to acquire them it’d be Fumblr. Beginning of the end? YAHUMBLR!

wired:

shortformblog:

michaelhayes:

heyveronica:

soon

YOLO!

If Microsoft tries to acquire them it’d be Mumblr.

If Facebook tries to acquire them it’d be Fumblr.

Beginning of the end?

YAHUMBLR!

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Sorry if this gives you nightmares, but I thought you should see it. 

Sorry if this gives you nightmares, but I thought you should see it. 

(Source: usweekly)

pbstv: marinemammalblog: Mother Mom Sea Otter Holds Pup 7 of 9 Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris), female, marine mammal, with her baby pup by mikebaird on Flickr. o. my. goodness. Sigh.

pbstv:

marinemammalblog:

Mother Mom Sea Otter Holds Pup 7 of 9 Sea Otter (Enhydra lutris), female, marine mammal, with her baby pup by mikebaird on Flickr.

o. my. goodness.

Sigh.

May 16

tastefullyoffensive: [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

(via huffpostcomedy)

May 14

Kermit Gosnell ran a criminal enterprise, not a health-care facility, write Dayle Steinberg and Eric Ferrero of Planned Parenthood.

Kermit Gosnell ran a criminal enterprise, not a health-care facility, write Dayle Steinberg and Eric Ferrero of Planned Parenthood.

theamericanprospect: “I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy.” Joe Biden wins at constituent services. This letter, to a Wisconsin second-grader, is so sweet and sad and just right.

theamericanprospect:

“I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate. You are a good boy.”

Joe Biden wins at constituent services. This letter, to a Wisconsin second-grader, is so sweet and sad and just right.

May 13

In a continuing effort to prevent our Tumblr followers from being productive, go do a Google image search for “atari breakout” (h/t @samir)

In a continuing effort to prevent our Tumblr followers from being productive, go do a Google image search for “atari breakout”

(h/t @samir)

“The battle for the fairytale, 13th century Castle Itter was the only time in WWII that American and German troops joined forces in combat, and it was also the only time in American history that U.S. troops defended a medieval castle against sustained attack by enemy forces. To make it even more film worthy, two of the women imprisoned at Schloss Itter—Augusta Bruchlen, who was the mistress of the labour leader Leon Jouhaux, and Madame Weygand, the wife General Maxime Weygand—were there because they chose to stand by their men. They, along with Paul Reynaud’s mistress Christiane Mabire, were incredibly strong, capable, and determined women made for portrayal on the silver screen.” — Near the end on WWII, Americans and Germans fought together against an SS division. Seriously, HOW IS THIS NOT A MOVIE?

digg: Random Access Memories is now streaming on iTunes. No need to go to Piratebay. What do y’all think? (Also, if that link doesn’t work, here’s the iTunes ones that is working for us.)

digg:

Random Access Memories is now streaming on iTunes. No need to go to Piratebay.

What do y’all think? (Also, if that link doesn’t work, here’s the iTunes ones that is working for us.)

May 10

digg: theweekmagazine: From KUCB: A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention. Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee. Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.” Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck. More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway” This is terrifying. Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…

digg:

theweekmagazine:

From KUCB:

A flock of eagles descended on the Safeway parking lot last week, prompting police intervention.

Public Safety Director Jamie Sunderland says several people called in short succession on Thursday afternoon to report the melee.

Sunderland: “One of our officers went over there and there were 40 eagles sitting on, in and around several vehicles in the area.”

Sunderland says the eagles were feasting on garbage bags of fish product in the bed of a pickup truck.

More: “Police Break Up Eagle Party at Safeway”

This is terrifying.

Pretty sure I’ve had this nightmare…