The Cheat Sheet

Jan 07

“In the week after his death, a casualty assistance officer sat at my kitchen table and asked if I would like to be notified if the military found partial remains, the pieces of my husband’s body that might be recovered from the crash site after his funeral. Outside a late-autumn storm was building and the air in the room was damp. The officer passed a form across the table and handed me a ballpoint pen, and I realized that this was war. Not the talk of strategy or politics, munitions or taxation; not the discussions on fiscal costs or boots on the ground jingoism. But a life disassembled, pieces trickling in over time.” — A wife remembers her husband killed in Iraq in 2006

Jan 03

“The real victims of marijuana prohibition aren’t stoners who won’t live up to their full potential, it’s the tens of thousands of young men and women thrown into jail for smoking weed.” — Sorry David Brooks

dantebelike:

you want ME to shovel the snow?

Be lazy today, loves. Super lazy. 
(h/t @rembert)

dantebelike:

you want ME to shovel the snow?

Be lazy today, loves. Super lazy. 

(h/t @rembert)

Jan 02

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The Weather Channel is trying to call the coming winter storm “Hercules,” but this is what it makes us think of… 
Also, if it’s snowing where you are, send us a photo! Email attachments to sendphotos@thedailybeast.com

The Weather Channel is trying to call the coming winter storm “Hercules,” but this is what it makes us think of… 

Also, if it’s snowing where you are, send us a photo! Email attachments to sendphotos@thedailybeast.com

Dec 20

Happy Friday y’all!

Happy Friday y’all!

(Source: beyonce)

shortformblog:

kingjaffejoffer:

graceebooks:

upworthy:

The Gay Experimental State Of Your Straight State

OKCupid ran a data analysis on their 4,000,000 users and figured out how bi-curious straight people are from state to state. What’s the state of your state? We are apparently kind of bi here.
[Original by OkCupid. You should really read the whole post because it’s fascinating. Found on KNOWHomo.]


CANADA JUST LIKE FULL GAY

"Nah" - Mississippi

There’s a Duck Dynasty joke in here somewhere, but does the world really need another Duck Dynasty joke?

shortformblog:

kingjaffejoffer:

graceebooks:

upworthy:

The Gay Experimental State Of Your Straight State

OKCupid ran a data analysis on their 4,000,000 users and figured out how bi-curious straight people are from state to state. What’s the state of your state? We are apparently kind of bi here.

[Original by OkCupid. You should really read the whole post because it’s fascinating. Found on KNOWHomo.]

CANADA JUST LIKE FULL GAY

"Nah" - Mississippi

There’s a Duck Dynasty joke in here somewhere, but does the world really need another Duck Dynasty joke?

Dec 19

starwars:

Artoo is pleased to announce the launch of our official Tumblr! We promise there won’t be any cat videos… except maybe a nexu or two.   


This is what I would probably end up having my R2D2/Artoo do for me tbh. 

starwars:

Artoo is pleased to announce the launch of our official Tumblr! We promise there won’t be any cat videos… except maybe a nexu or two.   

This is what I would probably end up having my R2D2/Artoo do for me tbh. 


In Rachel’s statement to police, she reportedly fingered Shelia as the mastermind in the stabbing and told them that they’d attacked Skylar after counting to three. 

West Virginia Heathers: Was Skylar Neese murdered by her best friends? 

In Rachel’s statement to police, she reportedly fingered Shelia as the mastermind in the stabbing and told them that they’d attacked Skylar after counting to three. 

West Virginia Heathers: Was Skylar Neese murdered by her best friends? 

Guys, we did it. We got a ton of Beyonce gifs on the site. 

Guys, we did it. We got a ton of Beyonce gifs on the site

Dec 18

Need a last-minute gift for a reader in your life? Or maybe feel like you’ll need some quiet time over the break? 
Either way, you’ll want to check out our aggregated “Best Books of 2013” list! 

Need a last-minute gift for a reader in your life? Or maybe feel like you’ll need some quiet time over the break? 

Either way, you’ll want to check out our aggregated “Best Books of 2013” list

Going home for the holidays? Want to kind-of-sort-of “improve yourself” via New Year’s Resolutions, but without any dramatic ultimatums?
These 3 apps will help you sleep better, feel great, and eat well. 

Going home for the holidays? Want to kind-of-sort-of “improve yourself” via New Year’s Resolutions, but without any dramatic ultimatums?

These 3 apps will help you sleep better, feel great, and eat well

Oof. 
11 News Anchor Flubs, Featuring Tom Brokaw on Ambien, Weather Penis, and more. 

Oof. 

11 News Anchor Flubs, Featuring Tom Brokaw on Ambien, Weather Penis, and more

Dec 17

Please Help Me Beyonce -

HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

WHAT HAS HE DONE NOW? 

(h/t @rosiegray)

Candlestick sex, sex on money, group sex, and more sex: The 21 craziest moments in The Wolf of Wall Street. 

Candlestick sex, sex on money, group sex, and more sex: The 21 craziest moments in The Wolf of Wall Street