Inside the Gleefully Obsessed World of One Direction Superfandom
‘Magic Mike’ references, exploding ovaries, and existential pain—all part of the unbearable being of a One Direction fan.
As the boys threw their jackets into the crowd, fans started messaging each other: “Guard them with your life!” When Harry pelvic-thrusted during his Magic Mike rendition, fans gushed that their “ovaries were exploding.” And then, when the concert ended, sheer panic (it was the last show, after all):
“So many emotions,” fans cried from their Tumblr dashboards.
“EVERYTHING’S CAPS LOCK AND EVERYTHING HURTS,” one wrote.
“This is what death feels like,” another proclaimed.