11:44 AM, January 24th, 2012
After blowing rails upon rails of cocaine and verbally undressing everyone in her path, Kirsten Dunst’s Regan has a stern warning to douchebag Trevor (James Marsden), as he jackhammers away at her in a strip club bathroom, in a line that pretty much sums up Bachelorette: “Don’t cum on my dress.”
So begins Marlow Stern’s rambunctious piece on Sundance flick Bachelorette
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