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11:18 AM, September 27th, 2011
I am so brainwashed by the young-mom phenomenon that when I saw the poster for “The Proposal” I wondered for a second if the proposal in the movie was Ryan Reynolds’ suggesting that he send his mother, Sandra Bullock, to an old-age home.
11:16 AM, September 13th, 2011

THESE are the new Benson and Stabler?? I can’t even look at this.

2:00 PM, July 12th, 2011

"I hate movies. I hate the whole fucking movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bullshit. Excuse me, but movies are bullshit. They’re tidy little fucking bullshit stories. They all have a rape thing in them. They’re all anti-woman. They’re all fucking bullshit. There isn’t one of ‘em that speaks to me or says anything decent."

There really is no one like Rosanne Barr on television anymore, and I, for one, am happy she’s back.

(Photo: Chris McPherson for Newsweek)

2:12 PM, June 24th, 2011
winstonwolfe:

nevver:

Dead at 83, Peter Falk


Godspeed, Columbo.

The Wikipedia entry is kind of amazing:

Lt. Columbo is a shambling, disheveled-looking, seemingly naive Italian American police detective who is consistently underestimated by his fellow officers and by the murderer du jour. The subjects of his investigations are initially both reassured and distracted by his circumstantial speech and increasingly irritating asides. Despite his unprepossessing appearance and apparent absentmindedness, he shrewdly solves all of his cases and secures all evidence needed for indictment. His formidable eye for detail and meticulous and dedicated approach become apparent only late in the storyline.

winstonwolfe:

nevver:

Dead at 83, Peter Falk

Godspeed, Columbo.

The Wikipedia entry is kind of amazing:

Lt. Columbo is a shambling, disheveled-looking, seemingly naive Italian American police detective who is consistently underestimated by his fellow officers and by the murderer du jour. The subjects of his investigations are initially both reassured and distracted by his circumstantial speech and increasingly irritating asides. Despite his unprepossessing appearance and apparent absentmindedness, he shrewdly solves all of his cases and secures all evidence needed for indictment. His formidable eye for detail and meticulous and dedicated approach become apparent only late in the storyline.

Reblogged from "The Wolfe"
5:55 PM, June 3rd, 2011
Captain Von Trapp, then and now.
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Captain Von Trapp, then and now.

image via <— also, this exists

3:11 PM, June 1st, 2011
Sheridan said she called executive producer George Perkins to tell him what happened. When Perkins asked what he could do to help, Sheridan asked him to talk to Cherry and persuade him to send flowers with an apology. Perkins called Sheridan later to say that Cherry considered the matter resolved and would not be sending flowers. But Sheridan said she found it difficult to go to work afterwards, became ill, and needed to take her dog, Oliver, to work with her for moral support.
From Nicollette Sheridan’s wrongful termination lawsuit against Desperate Housewives show creator Marc Cherry, in which Sheridan claims Cherry hit her on the head. And then asked for him to send flowers.
10:35 AM, May 27th, 2011

Is anyone collecting the faces of Lea Michele?

via

6:28 PM, May 26th, 2011

newsweek:

In which we convince Flavor Flav to plank on a truck outside Newsbeast HQ—to promote his new book, “Flavor Flav: The Icon.” Possibly one of the best moments of our lil’ Tumblr existence.

This didn’t cause a scene. At all.

Reblogged from Newsweek
12:15 PM, May 25th, 2011

Jersey Shore fans in Italy. The might be Guidos and Guidettes stateside, but in Italy they’ve been called “tamarri,” “cretini,” and “super-cafone.”

3:37 PM, May 18th, 2011

FYI, if you watch the first seven Harry Potters in one sitting, it would take you 1,049 minutes. That’s 17.5 hours. Ramin with the math!

(Source: MSN)

11:51 AM, May 16th, 2011
This model can also be found in the aisles of supermarkets, where you’re offered a bite of cheese on a toothpick. After you eat it, you know everything there is to know about that cheese except what it would be like to eat a pound of it.
2:30 PM, May 11th, 2011

Thirteen-year-old Jodie Foster and 32-year-old Robert DeNiro at a press conference for Taxi Driver, which nabbed the Palme d’Or for 1976 at Cannes.

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