Jersey Shore fans in Italy. The might be Guidos and Guidettes stateside, but in Italy they’ve been called “tamarri,” “cretini,” and “super-cafone.”
Aww, the Situation.
Next weekend, hundreds of young singles will descend on a small North Carolina beach town for a rowdy weekend of late-night partying and anonymous hookups—not unlike your average episode of Jersey Shore. The difference? Instead of well-muscled guidos on the hunt for one-night stands, the shores will be teeming with Mormons searching for their future spouses.
Jersey Turnpike (v.)—to perform a dance move in which one jams his/her rear end against a man’s crotch and then bends over.
Volume 3 of the Real Jersey Dictionary is out today, and it is brilliant.
I treat the guys in the house like my friends back home, and they treat me the same way—it’s like that with Ronnie and Vinny… I just don’t get it with Situation. He’s always trying to instigate and stuff like that, and my friends back home don’t do that. My friends back home will play the wingman game and he doesn’t. I just see him for what he is. I’m not mad. It is what it is. I just block that out and I don’t want to get involved in it.
Pauly D on his relationship with “The Situation.” Don’t forget - GTL tonight.
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