11:44 AM, January 24th, 2012
After blowing rails upon rails of cocaine and verbally undressing everyone in her path, Kirsten Dunst’s Regan has a stern warning to douchebag Trevor (James Marsden), as he jackhammers away at her in a strip club bathroom, in a line that pretty much sums up Bachelorette: “Don’t cum on my dress.”
So begins Marlow Stern’s rambunctious piece on Sundance flick Bachelorette
2:00 PM, January 17th, 2012


Fresh off her brilliant comeback role in Melancholia, Kirsten Dunst stars as the once-popular Regan. She and her two partners in crime, the boozy, slutty Gina (Lizzy Caplan) and ditzy Katie (Isla Fisher), are asked to be bridesmaids at the wedding of a girl they all called Pig Face back in high school. The sassy trio, complemented by a steady stream of cocaine and booze, embarks on a wild night that includes ex-boyfriend run-ins, bodily fluids, and heavy partying. Produced by Will Ferrell, this film is like a cross between the cattiness of Mean Girls and the witty, bitchy vengefulness of Young Adult.

Um, yes. 

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