CAIN: I have a “credible flat tax plan.” I am “running for President” and not just using this “campaign” to “sell books.” Also, my “book” is not so much a “book” as it is “transcribed, rambling rhetoric” that “uses exclamation points like Snooki uses spray tan.” I “occasionally break out into song” and “approve campaign ads that weren’t meant to be seen.” I refer to my campaign manager as “Mark Blockhead” and fellow Republicans as “just blockheads.” And finally, last but not least, I’m a “Republican presidential frontrunner.”
(Photo of “Herman Cain” doing “air quotes” by “The Associated Press” via “Politico”)
Our coverage of Herman Cain’s response to allegations of sexual harassment. (Is this photo a meme yet? Sorry, “meme”?).
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