5:07 PM, February 24th, 2012

“I want to say something important to my fellow pro-life Republicans. If we are to limit the tragic number of abortions in this country, we are going to have to recognize that contraception prevents abortion. Contraception works. It protects women’s health, saves money, and decreases the number of abortions. I will fully fund Title X, which funds contraception.”

Wouldn’t it be crazy if Romney actually said this? You know, instead of this.

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