The Cheat Sheet

“I hate movies. I hate the whole fucking movie business. I hate everything involved with movies. Producers. Moviemakers. Those people are freaking nuts and criminals. I can’t take it. They’re not like the rest of humanity. I’d rather hang out with plumbers. They’re so self-important. And everything they do is bullshit. Excuse me, but movies are bullshit. They’re tidy little fucking bullshit stories. They all have a rape thing in them. They’re all anti-woman. They’re all fucking bullshit. There isn’t one of ‘em that speaks to me or says anything decent.”

There really is no one like Rosanne Barr on television anymore, and I, for one, am happy she’s back.

(Photo: Chris McPherson for Newsweek)

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson, who stepped out together holding hands after the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, are 24 years apart in age. She’s 26; he’s 50. But Hugh Hefner (85) and most recent fiancée Crystal Harris (25) win the award for couples with the biggest age gap.

Celebrities tell us what they’re staying away from over the next 40 days.

Jesse James Engaged to Kat Von D

 Overheard in the office:

I’m personally still waiting for her to shack up with a loving, blue-collar guy in the Bill Pullman mold, a la “While You Were Sleeping”….