The Beckhams have returned to Mother England, looking very casual. (Harper’s still not keen on shoes, I see.)
In the spirit of the holidays, I shall put aside my differences with Harper Beckham and not rejoice in the fact that these dear friends of mine are on another continent right now.
I will also, very politely, link you to this scientific assessment of celebrity children and our spheres of influence.
Spoiler alert: I beat Harper for first.
We’ve made it.