4:05 PM, November 1st, 2011


CAIN:   I have a “credible flat tax plan.”  I am “running for President” and not just using this “campaign” to “sell books.”  Also, my “book” is not so much a “book” as it is “transcribed, rambling rhetoric” that “uses exclamation points like Snooki uses spray tan.”  I “occasionally break out into song” and “approve campaign ads that weren’t meant to be seen.”  I refer to my campaign manager as “Mark Blockhead” and fellow Republicans as “just blockheads.”  And finally, last but not least, I’m a “Republican presidential frontrunner.”

(Photo of “Herman Cain” doing “air quotes” by “The Associated Press” via “Politico”)

Our coverage of Herman Cain’s response to allegations of sexual harassment. (Is this photo a meme yet? Sorry, “meme”?).

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