The Cheat Sheet

8 random facts about sex rehab:

1. No internet allowed
2. There will be no masturbation!
3. Big Brother is always watching
4. It’s a sausage fest
5. Expensive!
6. Group therapy is encouraged
7. Flirting is discouraged
8. There’s more to it than sex

A surgeon actually wrote about the “mood-enhancing effects of semen on women during unprotected sex”?? Ugh. Thank you for resigning, Dr. Lazar Greenfield.

This is a reader’s comment on our story about a terrifying sex trafficking ordeal:

I’m an immigration attorney in the Midwest. I met the officers and agents who worked on the Detroit case with the Ukrainians (check the link). These traffickers make millions of dollars.

I am contacted about once or twice a year by women who were trafficked and forced into prostitution here in the US, usually from Central America or Mexico. Often, they have the young women in vans in the parking lots of strip clubs, waiting for horny guys who are leaving.

Sadly, as long as there is a demand, there will be people willing to force others into prostitution.

Memo to horny guys leaving strip clubs: those girls aren’t what you think they are.

Belgian Senator Proposes Sex Strike

A Belgian senator named Marleen Temmerman, who also happens to be a gynecologist, is calling for a “sex strike” to thaw partisan differences that have kept the country’s Dutch-speaking north and French-speaking south from forming a government for eight months. “When a situation is dire and nothing is moving,” she says, “either you become a cynic or you react with humor.”

(Source: Yahoo!)